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Name: sharknarc
Birthday: 10/28/1978


Interests: shark watching
Expertise: the great white.. or would that be brown..
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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Found this surfing...
 
Sex Education

One day, a boy asked his dad:

Son asks: Dad, why does making love feel so good?
Dad said:  Its just like picking your nose.  Of course it feels good.
Son asks: Then why don't men feel as good as girls?
Dad said:  Because when you pick your nose, its your nose that feel good, not your finger.
Son asks: Then why do women feel bad when they are being roughly handled in bed, being taken advantage of?
Dad said:  If one day, when you're walking in the street, someone suddenly came over and picked your nose, will you feel good?
Son asks: Why do the girls not want to make love when they have their period?
Dad said:  If your nose is bleeding, will you still pick it?
Finally, son asks:Then why don't guys want to use condoms?
Dad replies:  Will you wear a glove to pick your nose?

hilarious... its like picking your nose...


Friday, March 25, 2005

Thanks for all that do read this journal of mine.

The quote is from "The Neverending Story," one dope a$$ movie. If you haven't watch it. I suggest you do. 

Can anyone tell when this was taken?

Awww.. my loving siblings. just look at them smiles.

Well, its suppose to rain here in cali. So do not forget your "paraguas."


Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Currently Playing
Preemptive Strike
By DJ Shadow
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What up all yall? Its been a dang long time since I been on this thing. I wonder if any of you guys are actually still on this thing and reading what I have wrote. Its almost 2 o'clock in the morning and I have not gone to sleep yet. These days all I do is stay up and watch the moths fly around the light. Too lazy to stand up and swat them away.

So what is new? what is everyone up to? whats been going on yo...

Its weird I am actually entering a journal. Shiny new nickel to the one that can find this quote from a movie. Name the movie this quote is from:

person 1: "why is it so dark"

person 2: "... in the beginning it is always dark!"

email me your responses. I wonder who can figure this one out.

well holla back when you can!


Thursday, January 22, 2004

Hmmmm… what is there to write today? Well its finally the middle of the week, got two more days to go. I was just invited to go to Ivar this weekend… should I go? Hmmm I don’t know… maybe… I guess we will just have to see…

 

Hey if you guys ever get bored or want to find out about a cool party… I found this cool website… www.disisounds.com, go to it and join its message board. Its fun and exciting.. and you get to find out about some cool stuff….

 

Yeah.. . tonight I missed.. the apprentice, smallville and angel… I did a favor for a friend and rolled down to downtown with him.. it was cool… I guess… I got to see a Ferrari all messed up.. it seemed to have crashed into a old ass Honda.. you know the big bulky 1980s type.. hatch back… or was it a Toyota… well anyway the two hundred thousand… speed racing car.. turned into a paper weight.. all I could do was take a picture.. and be like man.. that’s going to cost a lot… and imagine if it wasn’t his and it was his friend’s ride… if that was me I would be like..

 

“dood that’s how you gave it to me”… or better yet… just say “it was jacked and that’s how the cops found it”… but then.. what kind of friend would I be right.. nah.. I would just have to face the truth.. and be like.. “yeah.. I know.. I f*cked up… sorry ( with puppy dogg eyes)… and then forever apologize til he says.. “okay.. whats done is done.. you not my friend anymore…” =(

 

dang.. I feel bad for that guy.. doood… oh well… too bad… hahahahahahaha… anyway.. happy new year to all the Chinese people. It’s a new lunar year… now give me all your money…

 

laters.


Monday, January 19, 2004

Dang, July was the last month that I made an entry? Damn… sorry to all the readers if there are any left. Hahahaha. Anyways, everything is well.

 

Not much has happened since my last entry except:

 

  1. I went to the Philippines for vacation.
  2. I saw DJ Qbert last night. (he is rarely in LA)

 

Oh man, that’s pretty bad. Nothing really has happened except for those two events. Wow, I got to find something exciting to do. Besides djing at clubs and working in the day and going to school for no apparent reason, I have a lot time on my hands. I should be studying for the LSAT and I will (don’t worry I will go back to it ß to friend that always reminds me with a whip) but I am somewhere in my life where I need to do something.

 

I don’t know what that something is, but I will figure it out soon. It’s a new year right and I should be able to figure out what it is I need to accomplish.

 

Well with that aside I guess I can go rambling on what we did this weekend. Friday night went to Ktown to satisfy a Korean bbq craving, then afterwards rolled out to Diddy Riese. What impulse that was, rolling out like at midnight just to get some cookies and ice cream. Anyway went home and slept. I was awaken by the television ( I seem to have this disorder, the television has to be on for me to fall asleep, its prolly because I need that glow of light, I should get a night light.. hahahaha ) well anyway I was awaken at like nine in the morning to Saturday cartoons. Man, cartoons have really evolved since I was a kid…

 

Also the funny thing is, they have cartoons in the morning that were all from japan. When I was in Japan I saw the same cartoons and episodes, they are just finally making their way to the U.S. what the heck? Anyways.. its funny how they make the Japanese ones fit to an American Standard or translate it from one language to another. One of  the cartoons had a fight scene and the guy would say and I quote, “ill beat you up, like I knock the white of rice...” I just couldn’t stop laughing… its like that one black movie where someone said “Boy, ill slap that black right out of you…” oh okay.. that was lame..

 

After waking up went out to Pomona for a bday party then it was off to DJ Qberts performance out in LA… all I got to say is that he tore that ish up. No joke. One day, I am going to get a turntable like his. It’s a portable turntable with a fader and everything… the things I saw that day… that he did with that turntable seem to be really impossible… and dang, he gets lots of play from all the ladies. How does he do it?

 

So after that we ended up in Ktown again, but for drinks. It was fun, I guess. Its funny how we always end up in Ktown. And always, and I mean always, I come back from there with a mean old hang over… good times… good times..

 

Well this entry is getting pretty long… ill update soon probably in another 6 months if you lucky you might get one from me tomorrow… hahahaha.



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